Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Urdu Shayari, IT Engineer Ki Shayari!!!


Urdu Shayari, IT Engineer Ki Shayari!!!



Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar
doonga...
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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...
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Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick
karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK
karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain itne pyar se unhe good
morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5
WARNINGS...
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main
karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na email